corinna ft. lea
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asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

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goonsac:

if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands

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ma-jenka:

When people walk slow in front of you

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698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

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classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

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disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned
Anonymous asked:

is this corinna

no this is lea 🙊